I’m just gonna say this for the 917857509819784th time that this is a private facebook photo. Shame it’s still doing the rounds on tumblr.

Also I dont think it’s in Greece.

touchedmuch:

Benedict during his stay at the Mykonos Grand Luxury Hotel in Mykonos (Myconos) Island, Greece, while he was presenting the books Mr. Toppit and Guernica for the Richard & Judy television show.

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#b #of course you didnt know #lol

wendlatheradical:

so far working at the cinema today, I’ve heard “can I have tickets for…”

“less miserable”
“les miz”
“that lesbian movie”
“that miserable movie”
“le whatever”

(via soophelia)

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#lol

theraddy:

ccarolinaa:

myinnernerdhere:

coreysnyder:

the name of this color omg

#we’ve found it #the sassiest color

THE SASSIEST COLOR

That color’s been

SASSinated

LET’S STRETCH, BITCHEEESSSSSS

(Source: scutaromarco, via thatgeeklover)

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#lol

It was on this date, 236 years ago, that America “unfollowed” England.

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#independence day #lol

(Source: dontplanonlookingback, via blueharp)

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#GoT #lol

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#breaking bad #aaron paul #lol

theworldisconfused:

mattg124:

thecuriousbrontosaurus:

Pizza Rolls on Pizza Bagel bites On Personal Pizzas on a Pizza.

America.

what a nice salad

what a nice salad

what a nice salad

WHAT A NICE SALAD….

what a nice salad

what a nice salad

That salad looks delightful

Salad is so good for you and healthy think of all the nutrients! It will make you strong and better than everyone else! :)

(Source: iamalfff, via benedikutokanbabatchi)

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#lol

pleatedjeans:

am I doing it right?

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#lol

(via sherlockseesthrougheverything)

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#lol

A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation

When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
When I'm doing the laundry: OUT, damned spot!